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What is pitchforked?A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra. You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking! pitchforked - meme gifpitchforked - videoPitchforked - what is it?Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights. While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans What does "pitchforked" mean?(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities. When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time. Pitchforked - what does it mean?The male version of scissoring. Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked. Pitchforked - meaningWhat I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music. I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions. Pitchforked - definitionMike: "Yo I had a threesome last night" Pitchforked - slanga device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything. Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya! PitchforkedAlso known as Pitchfork Media. A pretentious, elitist, hype-mongering, trend-obsessed piece of shit website that specializes in "independent music". HIPSTER: Hey did you see Pitchfork's review of the new animal collective? It got a 9.6, so it's obviously one of the quintessential albums of the decade. PitchforkedChristians have the Bible. Normal guy: Hey, let's go try that restaurant in Tribeca. PitchforkedWhen you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same. Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's. |
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