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What is pitchforking?Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music. I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time. pitchforking - meme gifpitchforking - videoPitchforking - what is it?A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra. You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking! What does "pitchforking" mean?Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights. While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans Pitchforking - what does it mean?(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities. When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time. Pitchforking - meaningThe male version of scissoring. Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked. Pitchforking - definitionWhat I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music. I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions. Pitchforking - slangMike: "Yo I had a threesome last night" Pitchforkinga device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything. Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya! PitchforkingAlso known as Pitchfork Media. A pretentious, elitist, hype-mongering, trend-obsessed piece of shit website that specializes in "independent music". HIPSTER: Hey did you see Pitchfork's review of the new animal collective? It got a 9.6, so it's obviously one of the quintessential albums of the decade. PitchforkingChristians have the Bible. Normal guy: Hey, let's go try that restaurant in Tribeca. |
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