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What is pirates and ninjas?
Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.
Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.
There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky
from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)
whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!
pirates and ninjas - video
Pirates and ninjas - what is it?
A ninja who has inherited some of the qualities of pirates, a typical example being their boldness (as ninjas are typically known for being stealthy at all times).
"That dude just killed twenty men without any warning, then ran off with all their women!"
"Fuckin' nuts!"
"Fuckin' pirate ninja"
What does "pirates and ninjas" mean?
Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.
Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.
Pirates and ninjas - what does it mean?
The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.
Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?
The pirate-ninjas, of course!
Pirates and ninjas - meaning
a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit
Pirates and ninjas - definition
an online "war" typically on facebook. an application which you pick a side, and recruit as needed. most likely used by faggs.
Joe- "hey bob!"
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."
Pirates and ninjas - slang
one who is a pirate, a gangsta, AND ninja, all in one.
originally formed by Pirate Kelsey & Pirate Laura when they had a fight and Pirate laura joined with the ninjas - therefor becoming Ninja Laura.
peter piper couldn't choose, so he became a gangsta.
then they all became friends again and formed the Pirate Gangsta Ninjas.
yeah, bitch.
Pirate Kelsey: i hate you! you cant be a pirate anymore!!Pirate Laura: i hate you too!, FINE!
*pirate laura becomes ninja laura*
Ninja laura: yeah bitch now i'm a ninja!!
*peter piper becomes gangsta*
-- some time later --
Pirate Kelsey: can we be friends again?
Ninja laura: YES!!
peter piper: YAY!!!!!
*they form the pirate gangsta ninja team*
Pirates and ninjas
A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
Pirates and ninjas
A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!
Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!
Pirates and ninjas
Used to express the complexity and badassness. When something involves Pirates and Ninjas it's often too badass for the normal brain to comprehend. Therefore we must either dumb it down or flick off the person who doesn't comprehend the ghettoness of a pirate and ninja expression.
Student 1: Our teachers such a fucking twat why can't we add an explosion to our spanish project?
Student 2: Guess she's anti pirates and ninjas...
Badass 1: I hooked up with like seven fucking girls...
Badass 2: Pirates and Ninjas!
Dumbass 1: Science is fun!
*Beat up noises