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What is the Guitar Hero?
A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.
At a party where band and drama geeks are present, guitar hero is played along with DDR, soul calibur.
the Guitar Hero - video
The Guitar Hero - what is it?
A very fun game that simulates the actions of playing a guitar, meaning that any schmuck can feel like a rock star. However, contrary to popular (idiotic) belief, this does NOT make you able to play real guitar. That takes lots of time and hard work. Those who calim to be guitarists de to their Guitar Hero skills should be snubbed and mad fun of.
Guy #1: "Man, I totally nailed Free Bird on expert. Thanks to Guitar Hero, I'm better than Hendrix!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, and masturbating all the time makes you better than Ron Jeremy. Get real!"
What does "the Guitar Hero" mean?
A game. That's all it is, a game that gives you the feeling of being able to play guitar. While a money worthy game, tends to be annoying to people who play guitar *coughmecough* when people think that being able to play expert means they can play guitar...
*Note* Find a good medium
Guitarist: Guitar Hero is for fags
Guitar Hero(ist): I CAN PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT!!! WHAT CAN YOU DO!!!
Me: I can realize that it's just a game and I'm better off playing real guitar and playing Guitar Hero every now and then.
The Guitar Hero - what does it mean?
Guitar heroed is when you slide across a hard wood floor scrapping your knee or leg up.
"Ow... I Guitar heroed when I tried to score a point in tennis! "
The Guitar Hero - meaning
can be either
1. a game that uses a plastic stick with brightly colored buttons. occasionaly makes some addicts think they actually have talent on the real guitar, when in reality they are jealous pricks.
2. a game that some people play in small amounts. this is ok because they dont beleive they have any skill at real guitar and they could also be real guitarists too.
1. (this actually happened)
max(me): dude i finally got the intro to bark at the moon down!
tommy: sweet how long did it take?
matt s(guitar hero addict): you mean on guitar hero? i got 85% on expert! i can play it on real guitar too now! (no he cant)
me: what the fuck
tommy: go away
2.
andrew(drummer): you know what song is awesome
me: no what
andrew: purple haze. its about a kind of weed thats apparently like 60$ a leaf!
me: thats like jimi hendrixes easiest song i learned it with the solo in 3 days
andrew: yeah its on guitar hero my cousin let me play it at his house
me: haha awesome just dont play it a lot
The Guitar Hero - definition
A game people love to buy for any console Ps2 and up great way to have fun when your bored and to listen to great music may even make you want to get a real guitar.
"Hey, can __________ come over?" no he is playing guitar hero
The Guitar Hero - slang
a video game compared to masturbation: fun but cant beat the real thing.
what?? come on its true. guitar hero is like masturbation
The Guitar Hero
A Guitar Simulation game. Utilizing an included Gibson SG shaped controller, players can play over 30 different songs in both Metal and Classic Rock categories, including David Bowie, Megadeth, Creme, and Jimi Hendrix. Avaliable for Playstation 2.
"Guitar Hero is a fantastic game, and great at parties!"
The Guitar Hero
A simple entertaining pass-time that is the subject of much controversy among guitarists and video-game players. Being able to play a song on "expert" in Guitar Hero does not mean you are good at playing the guitar. However, that does not make the game less fun. Guitar players use it to bash video gamers, and video gamers use it to show off their "skills". However, a happy medium enjoys the game for what it is - a game.
Guitar Hero Player: Dude, this game rocks! But I'm smart and I know this is nothing like a real guitar . . . !
The Guitar Hero
Putting your index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
Yeah I gave Becca the Guitar Hero last night, she couldn't stay still!