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What is Free Bird?
1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)
40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
Free Bird - video
Free Bird - what is it?
Playing Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd in any Turntable.fm lobby regardless of the lobby's genre.
1. Oh god. That guy's Free Birding. Boot him off stage.
2. Anyone up for some Free Birding?
3.
(Person 1 starts playing Free Bird)
Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW
Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING
Person 3) BOOT HIM
Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby.
For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS
What does "Free Bird" mean?
When a woman isn`t wearing a very important part of her lady wear. Usually from the top area. Usually done by unappealing ladies.
Classmate: Eew Mrs. So and So is Free Birding Today!
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.
Free Bird - what does it mean?
1. A kickass song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that features some great slide guitar and a five minute guitar solo.
2. The tradition of shouting this song as a request when attending a concert, regardless of whether the performer is a musician or not. This tradition is mostly carried on by idiots who don't even know what they're yelling or why.
(Note: do not utter this phrase in the presence of Bill Hicks.)
Free bird. And in the beginning there was the word "Free bird" and "Free bird" would be yelled throughout the centuries. "Free bird", the mantra of the moron! "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". If we keep yelling this, one day we'll be funny. Keep doing it. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". We will sit at the feet of Kevin Matthews. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird".
-Bill Hicks.
Free Bird - meaning
A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Contains the most overrated guitar solo in human history.
DAMMIT! I cannot believe Free Bird made the top ten guitar solos of all time!
Free Bird - definition
A term that is used for a girl who is not in a relationship. This is often a nice girl who seems to flirt with various guys at a party, she is not a slut, but she does not have a boyfriend either.
That girl is too much a free bird for relationship.
She was flirting with me because she is a free bird.
That is such bullshit, she was trying to get guys to hit on her because she is a shitty face free bird!
Free Bird - slang
The Female act of not wearing underwear.
Woman's version of Free Balling or Going Commando
Dude 1: No VPL on that chick?
Dude 2: Must be a free bird.
Free Bird
A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.
Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."
(5 minutes later)
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"
Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"
Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)
Student: (runs into the classroom)
Professor: "you JUST made it!"
Free Bird
An amazing song produced by the band Lynyrd Skynyrd. This song has basically made the band famous. I think the song is slightly sad and I find it strange how in the end, the whole band kind of went down as Free Birds.
cause I'm as Free as a Bird nowww...
and this bird you can not change.
Free Bird is legendary!
Free Bird
1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'
2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.
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