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What is Pirates?
term used to describe someone who plays by their own rules and doesnt abide to common logic or convention. Is a shortened version of pirate for the modern day.
that was classic pirat behaviour, organising the tickets for the playground weekender and then jibbing out of it.
That was vintage pirat, his mate invites a girlfriend down for the weekend and she then spends the night and next day with pirat.
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Pirates - video
Pirates - what is it?
The most badass category of humans to ever walk the face of the earth. Pirates don't give a fat shit about anything, don't listen to any type of authority, get shit faced 24/7 off rum, and spend their lives kicking ass and sailing around on a giant ass ship. Instead of just executing traitors like a sensible human, pirates used to tie them to their mobile ass kicking platform (ship) and throw them overboard to drag them around the ocean where they would slap against the side of the ship and get fucked up by all the barnacles on the side. Is that not the most savage thing you've ever heard?
Numerous studies by credible scientific journals have also came to a net conclusion in the past years that if you don't think pirates are the coolest you're probably a huge pussy.
"Wow urban dictionary poster, Pirates sound fucking cool. It sucks they only existed in the 18th century."
My friend. Anybody can become a pirate if they just believe. That and if they exhibit fine pirate traits such as not giving a dogs ass about anything, taking whatever they want whenever they want, and exclaiming badass phrases like "AARRR" when about to do something reckless like punching your boss in the face or going on to the Disney channel website without your parents permission. Notable modern pirates include Chris Pontius, Stephen Colbert, Sid from toy story, and of course the father of the modern pirate, Bill Clinton.
"Pirate" can also be used as an adjective. See below for examples.
"Hey did you hear that Jake took a shit on his supervisors desk after he got fired?"
"Wow that's pirate as fuck"
What does "Pirates" mean?
Male jizz or cum, derived from the word semen/seamen.
If pirates are allowed in the vagina no tellin what Trouble they can cause
(You)
Im close where you want the pirates!?
(Her)
In my mouth Im not on the pill
Pirates - what does it mean?
A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.
I'm always attracted to pirates...
Pirates - meaning
A product of imitation. A replica.
Yo Chris got the Jordan 24's before anyone else!
Nah son, they didn't even come out yet. He got pirates. fake cheap bootleg
Pirates - definition
1.Can describe the pillaging robbers that used to roam the seas in the 17th century
2.or an abbreviation of the blockbuster movie trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean.
3.Also the name of a NFL football team...I think.
1. Those greedy pirates stole my booty! Arrgh!
2. Pirates of the Caribbean was so cool! I can't wait for the third one!
3. Umm...I think the Pirates are beating the Giants...I think...
Pirates - slang
The holy being in the religion of Pastafarianism. Often prayed to by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen.
A: Dude, I keep praying that Lucy will ask me out but she never does.
B: Thats because your not praying to Pirates.
Pirates
Pirates kick ass
Pirates
What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.
Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.
Pirates
Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.
Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.