ninja facts:
- Ninjas can divide by zero
- ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
- when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
- what ever ninjas touch turns to gold
- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.
- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Ninja was a fortnite streamer until he tragically died of ligma in the middle of one of his streams there is a common streamer who took his name and his legacy and very few know the original Ninja is dead. The new one is about to die of the tragic disease of suckma and is a terrible understanding of people playing. He is the most un egotistical person in the twitch community. He also cause the burning of notre dame
Anyone that uses ninja shit to steal or hurt anyone in present day times. They are masters of destruction and normally operate at night but are known to ocassionally come out in the day if a "Mission" is deemed to be worthwhile. They are often considered to be normal in school except they have no after school activities so they turn to vandalism to fill the gap. They are masters of video games and computer systems and range in physical abilities normally fairly fit because of the things they do. DO NOT FUCK WITH A NINJA
1.) A bunch of ninjas tagged the school last night
2.) A fucking ninja slashed my tires now i have to walk cuz im a fag
3.) I lost my wallet when I left it in my locker, god damn ninjas G'ed up my shit
4.) Konrad bosselman and Robert Long are the most famous known ninjas disappearing after a store heist
Homies, Friends. A group of mulitple white people, and 1 black man from the can. Started up by a white man from the can, that went to jail and came back calling all his friends NINJAS. Ninjas are chosen not anybody can be a ninja.