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What is pestle?A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards. Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night pestle - meme gifpestle - videoPestle - what is it?When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity. What did you do last night? What does "pestle" mean?When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl. Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig. Pestle - what does it mean?To either: HAHAHA You just got Pestle'd Mate. Pestle - meaning"Tyrell did gimme the pestle good and propa last night bwoy!" Pestle - definitionA sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation. I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean. |
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