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What is seat cushion?
The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.
Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.
seat cushion - video
Seat cushion - what is it?
1. To borrow your friends car and drive it naked
2. To borrow your friends car, lift the seat cover, take a dump on the drivers seat, and pull the seat cover back over the seat.
3. Taking a dump in another's anus
" how was Dave's car?"
" good I gave him a Stinky Seat Cushion tho"
What does "seat cushion" mean?
It is where you create a space between a stranger and yourself so nobody that you don't know will sit next to you
I had to use a seat cushion because I was the first one to go into the row at the movie theater