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What is mortar?
A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.
"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."
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Mortar - what is it?
adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"
The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.
What does "mortar" mean?
Someone whose basketball shot is similar to a mortar cannon, cocked back hard and very flat.
Look at that Mortars shot! Its horrible.
Mortar - what does it mean?
when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.
I have to replace my air mattress because of The Mortar happening last night.
Mortar - meaning
Verb. Act of payback or retribution involving the hunting down of a rapist. A group of guys abduct the attacker and take him to an undisclosed location. They cut his penis off and force it up his rectum by manual or mechanical means such as a broomstick. Upon insertion each guy takes turns "breach loading" him, i.e; kicking him in the ass several times. See: Breaching or 105ing. (One Oh-fiving)
Jenn got raped by this guy in her algebra class and her boyfriend had found out. He and the posse apprehended the attacker after school then proceeded to MORTAR his ass in the schoolyard.
Mortar - definition
Adj. Used to describe a very hot day.
The opposite of brick (i.e. It's fucking brick outside!)
It's so fucking mortar outside right now you could boil vagina juice.
Mortar - slang
When a women farts and it is very loud and smelly
Did you hear that?
Yeah, that bitch let out a mortar.
Mortar
An early type of one-or-two-man artillery that could be easily moved from place to place. It fired small explosives at short ranges to take out enemy positions, often before the main troops attacked. It was found commonly during World War II.
The soldier used a mortar to blast the Nazis.
Mortar
Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.
80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.
Mortar
To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.
"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."