Definder - what does the word mean?

What is pastor?

Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.

Damn! That must be a Pastor

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Pastor - what is it?

The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.

Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.

I am going to pastorize this choir by.
I don't go to church because I was pastorized.
There have been a cavelcade of pastorization cases in town.

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What does "pastor" mean?

A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.

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Pastor - what does it mean?

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

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Pastor - meaning

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

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Pastor - definition

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

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Pastor - slang

a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.

Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference?

Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor

Guy1: that's awesome

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Pastor

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.

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Pastor

Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief

Look, the pastor bought an Escalade

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Pastor

tasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito

I'd like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. And a margarita.

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