Definder - what does the word mean?

What is numlock?

Derivative from "Dicklock" as made popular by Bubbles of the hit TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

A dick lock being someone who cant get laid. A numb lock is a nerd who cannot get laid and plays with the numlock key while Masturbating.

Q: Hey where's Simon ?

A: Oh that "Numlock" hes at home fapping off.

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Numlock - what is it?

averse to studying mathematics

Most people are NumLockers

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What does "numlock" mean?

The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.

Alt codes require the numlock to be on.

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Numlock - what does it mean?

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

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Numlock - meaning

not being able to move

Oh crap! My legs are frozen in this ice so therefore I've been numlocked.

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Numlock - definition

The most useless button on your keyboard.

I got hungry and ate my numlock

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Numlock - slang

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

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Numlock

repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results

repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working

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