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What is non-offensive swears?
What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.
Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!
non-offensive swears - video
Non-offensive swears - what is it?
some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"
ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"
What does "non-offensive swears" mean?
"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack
Non-offensive swears - what does it mean?
Frell: The Scapespeak equivalent of another popular F-word. Undoubtedly the most popular of the Farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid Scaper's co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. According to Farscape: The Illustrated Companion, frell is a Sebacean word. Variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.
What the frell?!
Your out of your frelling mind.
Non-offensive swears - meaning
What people too religious to swear say.
He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."
Non-offensive swears - definition
Oh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu..........nnnnnn!
Miss Goody2Shoes to Friend - "How naughty was that giggle giggle?"
Non-offensive swears - slang
When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.
Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.
Non-offensive swears
Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?
"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".
Non-offensive swears
For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:
- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.
If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.
"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."
Non-offensive swears
A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.
This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.