Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Father?

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

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Father - video


Father - what is it?

faΒ·ther
/ˈfΓ€T͟HΙ™r/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

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What does "Father" mean?

Usually the one who can either be the awesome, legendary, kind, strong, perfect father that most American mother's look for in there 30s and regret for leaving in their teens, or the bully that easily angers when you're loafing around, says hurtful things, and was probably a player before he met your mom and helped birth you.

For some strange reason, all the players are the ones who are brought into the family world first, leaving the gentlemen to fix the issues some woman have from their husbands. Doesn't always happen that way, but you do see a lot of fathers ending up divorced because of their past habits.

Margy's true Father was a gentleman. He always opened the door for them, cared for them, and bought them anything they ever wanted. Then for some reason, Margy's mom got bored and went with this other, more handsome, father who ended up abusing them and sleeping with other women. Margy's mom became bitter towards other men because of this and wished that there was someone who would understand her. Of course there was- the gentleman, who went back together with her and made it all seem as if it didn't ever happen. Now that's a true father.

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Father - what does it mean?

A motherfucker.

My father is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

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Father - meaning

faΒ·ther
/ˈfΓ€T͟HΙ™r/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

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Father - definition

A literal mother fucker.

My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.

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Father - slang

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

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Father

The guy who went for milk!

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

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Father

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

Bruce: I never knew my father

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Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk

Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store

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