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What is moses?Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances. Man, it's Moses in this room. moses - meme gifmoses - videoMoses - what is it?king of the fucking jews! ''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses. What does "moses" mean?A beautiful bong that portrays a peaceful image of sand melting into the ocean.Owned by a bucky (<- See Bucky by Cara) "Man, I got dat fire! Where is Moses?" Moses - what does it mean?a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period, Betty: I got some last night. Moses - meaninga word used to describe an inhabitant of the inner west "hey look at that guy, he's semi attractive" Moses - definition1. Somone who likes to eat girls out while there on there rag. derived from moses parting the "red seas" "ewww.. whats that all over your face... moses!" Moses - slang(verb) The act of walking directly at one or more people with the intention of forcing them to diverge from their path so you can continue with yours. An allusion to the biblical tale of moses seperating the Red Sea. While walking the hallways, we mosesed the oncoming hoards of people as to not be slowed down. Moses"oooh Moses your weener is so inmense" MosesOne of the hippest Jews on the planet, like Jesus and Woody Allen. Yo moses, howzit goin homeslice! MosesA real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star. Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too. |
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