What is morbi?

He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!

Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"

Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"

Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"

Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"

Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"

Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"

Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"

Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls

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morbi - meme gif

morbi - video

Morbi - what is it?

Break in and destroy

No keys to get in. Don’t worry you can just Pace Morby a window,

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What does "morbi" mean?

To give one or more person a blowjob.

Man 1: That chick gave a morby at the party!
Man 2: How many did she do?
Man 1: Three of them!

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Morbi - what does it mean?

An adjective used to describe a very cool situation.

Dude, that trip to Warped Tour was morby!

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Morbi - meaning

To have three or more chins

Whoa!!! You so morbis you could be a BBW model!

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Morbi - definition

a short girl with very large breasts and lots of tattoos.

Professional piercer and keeper of teh Taco of Doom™

small enough to fit in a cupboard, but too big for a bread box

often seen in various states of undress with some sort of alcholic beverage in hand

is frequently single

likes cheese

can be wooed with the offer of finlandia vodka, and latex clothing