Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mojados?

The yellow caution sign you put on the floor after a sloppy Slovakian Traffic Cone to reduce liability for slip-and-falls.

Safety Tip: If you're done coning, kindly place the Piso Mojado nearby.

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Mojados - what is it?

Could mean just about anything you want it to mean. Usuauly a greeting like "what's up?" or an insult like "go fuck yourself" depending on context. In reality is the spanish translation of Wet Floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.

Friend 1: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: Piso Mojado man.

Enemy 1: Dick!
Enemy 2: Hey, Piso Mojado.

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What does "mojados" mean?

in direct translation, "the wet ones"
used to describe hispanic people who have crossed the border illegally through the river, thus being wet. not used often anymore

los mojados te quitan tu trabajo (los mojados can take your job away)

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Mojados - what does it mean?

A small, usually Japanese-make vehicle that has been lowered and modified by a Chicano. A popular example is a Scion xB, painted some fluorescent color not found in nature, about 1/16" off the ground.

A Scion xB, lowered Mojado-mobile.

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Mojados - meaning

spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.

Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!".
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."

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Mojados - definition

Literally, "wet floor" in spanish, it means a terrible fall as depicted by stick figures in cautionary bilingual signs.

How did you hurt your back?
I did a piso mojado after I tripped on someone's backpack.

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Mojados - slang

Wet kisses in english

Besos mojados are my favorite.

Wet kiss are my favorite.

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Mojados

1. Means "wet" in Spanish.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.

Inside a restroom at a gas station...

Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.

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Mojados

Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.

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Mojados

Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".

Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.

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