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What is swearing?
Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.
Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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swearing - video
Swearing - what is it?
When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"
Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"
What does "swearing" mean?
Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.
Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!
Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!
Swearing - what does it mean?
What sailors do.
He's swearing like a sailor.
Swearing - meaning
Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something
Person 1: you are dumbugly
Person2:no I’m not
Person3:swear you are
Swearing - definition
A way for people to makethem selves feel cooler.
Fgt: d00d Fuck shit damn!!
Me: uhhh..... cocaine is one hell of a drug eh?
Swearing - slang
Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck, I fucking love swearing
Swearing
The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.
6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle
Swearing
An articulate way of expressing yourself.
Fuck you.
Swearing
What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.
*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"