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What is midlife crisis?Someone, middle aged, who changes their blog/chat/screen/etc... names, for no other reason other than, they are suffering Midlife Crisis, offline, which has spilled into their online world. I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from COMC (Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis.) Just now, I was chatting in the room with someone I have spoken to for about 4-5 years, who is pretty much a f'ing jerk, and someone was asking him why did he change his screen name, again (since he didn't lose it to terms of service violations.) I was studying this, AND, knowing this guy from chatting with him for years, I have determined (and coined a new phrase in doing so,) that dude is suffering from Chatroom Online Midlife Crisis (COMC) midlife crisis - videoMidlife crisis - what is it?if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD! What does "midlife crisis" mean?A group of middle-aged (or over) men dressed in biker gear with beards. "Wow john look at that Midlife Crisis over there"-Pat Midlife crisis - what does it mean?A time in every true bros life. It is a last ditch effort to remember their roots and return to the true acts of brotholicism. guy 1: My dad's going through his midlife crisis Midlife crisis - meaningWhen a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger. Midlife crisis - definitionThe reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway. Fred: What's with your dad's car? Midlife crisis - slangWhen a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them. Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?" Midlife crisisWhen your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it. You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis Midlife crisisThe point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'. He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary. Midlife crisis"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons "A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons |
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