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What is methane?
n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.
My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".
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Methane - what is it?
A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
What does "methane" mean?
When a man is performing oral sex on a red headed woman with a fully developed red bush, just as the woman begins to reach climax she squeezes out a gas whisper in her partners face.
"Dude, I was going down on this firecracker chick and she gave me The Methane Murphy"
Methane - what does it mean?
An extremely stinky bathroom- one that smells like an overflowing septic tank is right underneath it. Meth labs generally have several stalls, each of which is equally noxious.
I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.
Methane - meaning
Elite Hacker also known as Meth
Methane will own all you noobies
Methane - definition
A gym slang for an anabolic steroid
methandrostenolone.
Hey! See that guy? Seems he has been on a methan for a while...
Methane - slang
Being in a relationship but not doing anything. Just having a relationship for the sake of a relationship.
"you guys are methaning"
Methane
When someone was born farting, they are methanic.
"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.
Methane
The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart
Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.
That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit
Methane
The ship name for Megan and Ethan, if both are into science then pronounce it like methane, let all your friends know of this ship and now in chemistry whenever methane is mentioned all eyes will be on this cute couple!
Teacher: bla bla bla Methane!
Literally everyone :*stares at megan and ethan*
-(except jessica bc she's a cunt)