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What is mazeltov?
When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
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Mazeltov - what is it?
A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
What does "mazeltov" mean?
When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
Mazeltov - what does it mean?
When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.
Michael was thrilled to throw his messy, Mazeltov Cocktail directly in Louise's face.
Mazeltov - meaning
A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.
Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.
Mazeltov - definition
The unexpected disclosure of a person's Jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.
In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."
Mazeltov - slang
The Mazeltov is created when you are haveing sex with a girl or male (doggystlye) once in position you place a weed/cannabis grinder on your head (with or with out weed inside) and repeat the word Mazeltov saying it louder and more aggressive with every thrust, The aim is to keep the grinder on your head for as long as possible.
That bitch took a 22 thrust Mazeltov the other week what a slag!
Fancy a Mazeltov? Not on this day!
My mate chris gives the best mazeltovs you ever seen !
Mazeltov
A word that has any definition in the world.
Hey, put down my book you mazeltov.
Go mazeltov a cow.
Mazeltov
When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.
We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.
I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.
Mazeltov
A word used in response to a hiccup.
Aaron: *Hiccup*
Danielle: Mazeltov
Aaron: Mickelton