A terrible, yet temporary disease in which you feel your soul tries to escape your body every 2-30 seconds. In some cases, people get highly frustrated, and even sometimes wish they were dead.
Known causes are: Caffinated drinks, and large amounts of laughter.
Although hiccups are not contagious, they are very common. Please be careful.
(Silence)
John: *hiccup* Sara: Aw man! You caught the hiccups'
John: da-*hiccup*-ng. These are bad!
Sara: I'm sorry!
A young viking from How To Train Your Dragon. His father is the chef of the island he lives on and he will one day take over. He is the first person to tame and ride a dragon. Toothless, his pet and best friend is his dragon. He is a night fury and one of the most scant dragons in the whole of the archipelago.
Hiccup: noun
A name to call a lesbian with witchy tendencies that won't accept their brooding, austere, and or uselessly gay nature.
The term is derived from a nickname given to a character named Hecate Hardbroom, a teacher in a kinda enjoyably bad children's show called "The Worst Witch". A British show only watched by lesbians and children who don't know how to change the channel (or happen to be baby gays).
The lesbian's friend: "Hiccup, stop being useless. I can see you staring at that girl."
The lesbian: "Stop calling me that, I'm not useless. Look, I'll go talk to her right now."
The lesbian's friend: "No you won't."
The lesbian: "No, I won't."
The lesbian's friend:
The lesbian's friend: "Hiccup."
Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups. Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
1. a quick, involuntary inhalation that follows a spasm of the diaphragm and is suddenly checked by closure of the glottis, producing a short, relatively sharp sound.
2. a very long, group exhale ( normally performed by the imadouchebag tribe) that involves a circle of men and women and one midget. The midget walks around the circle biting on a pube and ripping it out chewing very fast, at high speeds. As this happens the men and women inhale and is suddenly checked by a open of the glottis, producing a very long ...........not sharp sound that the midgets hate,and beat the shit out of all of them and go to Walmart to buy new costumes . The men and women then put on there clothes wonder where they are, why they are there,and when they were there.They walk home wondering why they r bleeding excessively and they count there pubes and wonder y they r missing one.........
hugh--(on the phone with a customer) Hello!! Is Milenkovitch there??
milenkovitch--(on the other end of the phone) yes this is milenkovitch
hugh-- yes we seem to have run into a "hiccup" in regards to your bike being repaired. It seems as though your chain is broken an I will need to replace it with something fancy, this will raise the price of the repair to $200. is this going to be ok
milenkovitch-- yeah sure, you are so cool being a bike fixer, no problem.