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What is disclosure?
aka. R.D.D. When an individual has a romantic crush on somebody, but does not know how to tell them how they feel about them. It often happens to people who have never asked someone out and has not been in a romantic relationship previously.
Alan: Hey Dima. What is the matter? You have not been yourself all day.
Dima: I have a romantic disclosure dilemma. I've had a crush on Kailani for months now and I want to ask her out before the semester is over, but I have no idea how to tell her how I feel about her.
Alan: You should go on Wikihow and look it up. They usually provide good advice on how to do stuff like that.
Dima: Thanks for the help. I'll try that.
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Disclosure - what is it?
The above remark is to be considered to be a joke. In no way is it meant to be otherwise unless otherwise stated in a sub-thought disclaimer. In the event where there is a sub-thought disclaimer it will not be a joke but the truth and not to be laughed at because the truth is not funny. With only the VD present, the joke can be confirmed as funny and then is to be laughed at because jokes are funny. Hooty-hoo!
That joke deserves a VD - Van Disclosure.
What does "disclosure" mean?
An act where two (or more) arguing individuals, whilst in the presence and hearing of their partners, disclose a significant number of previously unknown truths about the opposing arguer in an attempt to ‘get them in the shit’ and end the argument.
Chris ‘You are being an arse - it is your turn to get the drinks’
Paul ‘No it isn’t you cheapscate’
Chris ‘You just don’t want to go to the bar ‘cos you shagged that barmaid last night and you are with your girlfriend now’
Paul ‘Can’t believe you said that - Vicky can hear. Anyway you shagged Amanda last week behind your girlfriends back’
Chris ‘You wanker - At least I didn’t get that girl from work pregnant’
Paul ‘You bastard, but you did have an affair with your girlfriends sister’
Chris ‘You gobshite, Yeah well at-least it wasn’t my girlfriends Mother’
The disclosure-cascade continued until Pauls girlfriend punched him in the face
Disclosure - what does it mean?
Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.
Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.
Disclosure - meaning
When you need to notify someone that they may have been exposed to an STD.
Rick didn’t mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names.
Mrs. Manners says, if you’re going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.
Disclosure - definition
Used before a statement, typically an embarrassing one or one that would've otherwise remained hidden, to signify that the following is indeed true.
Full disclosure, I snore loud enough to wake up the neighbors.
Disclosure - slang
an increasingly popular R&B sing-along + grand canyon reverb duo that is visually represented by smug high-ego facial expressions
Person 1: Why is Disclosure labeled 'electronic?'
Person 2: I believe that it is because studio equipment has gotten extremely affordable nowadays that anyone insencere about music can get their name out there.
Disclosure
Formal acknowledgment by the world's governments of a non-human, extraterrestrial intelligence engaging the human race.
Disclosure shall mark the end of the Truth Embargo.
Disclosure
Formal acknowledgment by the world's governments of a non-human, extraterrestrial intelligence engaging the human race.
Disclosure shall mark the end of the Truth Embargo.
Disclosure
1. Disclosure has not been defined yet.
2. We have no idea what can happen to your personal info on the World Wide Web, however, we are pretty sure whatever could happen probably won't happen to you. accept
We hate disclosure, so we'll never disclose you.
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