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What is maynards?
A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.
Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
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Maynards - what is it?
A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.
Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?
What does "maynards" mean?
A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?
Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
Maynards - what does it mean?
Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.
Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"
Maynards - meaning
A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!
Maynards - definition
The art of cumming on a Moose.
Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.
Maynards - slang
A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
Maynards
A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.
Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'
Usually only used between close confidants.
As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?"
or simply,
"Maynard!"
As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"
Maynards
When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.
Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!
Maynards
A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.
Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."