Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Moose?

An extremely large penis, one which usually makes its owner look like a dwarf compared to it.

Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"

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Moose - video


Moose - what is it?

A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.

Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!

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What does "Moose" mean?

An adjective describing something as very large, very awesome or a combination of the two.

That yard sale was moose.
This cheeseburger is so moose.
That's moose.

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Moose - what does it mean?

To Chill out.

To get mellow.

Two friends sometimes meet up to moose and watch a movie.
Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!

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Moose - meaning

A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.

Person: That girl is so rude she's such a moose

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Moose - definition

one who has a huge dick

Kyle and Chris both have a moose.

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Moose - slang

The best game ever. You hit someone on the arm, while screaming "MOOOOOSE" really loud. For best results, continue screaming until they either:
a)Get scared and run away
b)Smack you
c)Stare mildly at you

Either way, it's most definitely the best game ever. If you've never played it, you suck. You suck anyway. You disguist me. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

*smack* MOOSE
What the fuck?
*smack* MOOSE
*Run away*

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Moose

Verb. A concatenation of "mod aboose", "to moose" is to abuse your power as a discord moderator.

An example of moose would be if a mod server mutes you for no reason.

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Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

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Moose

Jared Padalecki

Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?

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