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What is Maynard?
A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
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Maynard - what is it?
Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.
A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.
What does "Maynard" mean?
A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.
Maynard - what does it mean?
A word commonly used in reference to someone who lacks sense.
Mary: Big test tomorrow, still going to party till dawn #yolo 😝
Cindy: Oh Mary...
Mary: What?
Cindy:You're such a Maynard.
Maynard - meaning
A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.
Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?
Maynard - definition
Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.
Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"
Maynard - slang
A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!
Maynard
The art of cumming on a Moose.
Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.
Maynard
A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
Maynard
A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.
Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'
Usually only used between close confidants.
As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?"
or simply,
"Maynard!"
As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"