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What is maybe baby?
Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
maybe baby - video
Maybe baby - what is it?
Any jizz like substance that is hanging off something
Is that gel or maybe baby gravy on your face slut?
What does "maybe baby" mean?
A baby that you might have in your Womblands because you might have gotten pregnant.
I’m 4 days late for my period, Should I tell my boyfriend about Chelsea’s Maybe Baby
Maybe baby - what does it mean?
A child that hasn't been aborted but likely will be.
Dude: I think I got my girl pregnant, we don't know if we're gonna keep it
Guy: sounds like you got a maybe baby
Maybe baby - meaning
A phrase used when talking about foster children that the foster parents are attempting to adopt but it's not offical yet. This is a much warmer and fun way of communicating a person is trying adopt the children yet still conveys it's not a done deal yet.
How are things going with your "maybe baby"?
Maybe baby - definition
Term used to describe a child that may or may not be yours. Used in situations were the child's mother has many sexual partners.
Is that your kid?
I don't know it's still a maybe baby.
I understand, She's too big of a slut to be sure.
Maybe baby - slang
A maybe baby is a girl who when you try to arrange a date with, says she maybe free on a certain date but when the day comes rearranges. Maybe baby’s can’t keep to plans and generally only ever meet on spontaneous whims. They usually become instagram & whatsapp friends with 100s of guys and never commit to a relationship.
She cancelled the date last minute, that girl a maybe baby!
Maybe baby
A lame attempt at birth control which has a fairly high rate of unintended pregnancy, such as pulling out.
My new boyfriend thinks pulling out is birth control. I tried to tell him we were playing maybe baby. Guess I can start buying baby clothes.
Maybe baby
what you feel you have inside your tummy when you're not sure if you're actually pregnant.
the feeling is especially pronounced when you're particularly anxious to have or not have a baby.
"Well, I have a maybe baby. I still have to wait a few weeks to know for sure. But I'm so excited, I can actually feel it growing!"
"The maybe baby scared me so much, I didn't have my periods for two months and ended up telling my parents! Imagine when I found out it was just a false alarm!"
Maybe baby
when you have a thing with someone. like friends with benefits, or dating
Idk if i like him or not, i guess he's my maybe baby"