Definder - what does the word mean?

What is offical?

The private space of a business where the boss of a company can enjoy sexual pleasures during the work day.

Chad : Steve will you come to my Office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : I would like you to suck my cock and lick my balls then I will give you a cum facial!
Steve : But I'm married and I'm not gay I can't do that!
Chad: I'm your boss and I say you will!
Steve: Ok then!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Now can I go wash my face off and go back to work?
Chad : No you will wear my cum on your face for the rest of the day!
Steve : Dude that's embarrassing I can't do that!
Chad : Do it now you asshole or your fired!
Kiersten : Hey Steve do you know you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Kiersten would you come to my Office please!
Kiersten : Oh boy time for my cum facial!

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Offical - what is it?

adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".

Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"

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What does "offical" mean?

Quite possibly the best name for a strip club.

Father - "Honey, I'm going to The Office!"
Mother - "Ok dear, see you tonight."

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Offical - what does it mean?

The best show ever made.

"Have you ever watched The Office?"

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Offical - meaning

When you’re so official you can’t spell it right.

Woah he’s an offical baller.

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Offical - definition

A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.

If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.

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Offical - slang

Simply the greatest show in telvisin history.

Hey did you catch The Office last night?

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Offical

A BBC2 office comedy that was a huge hit in the UK. The US version is also very funny, with Steve Carrell starring as the boss. A quiet kind of humour that will have you doubling over.

Steve Carrell: "This is Pam, our secretary. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her two years ago! Ho boy!"

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Offical

is the best show this world will ever see.

I love The Office so much it is the best show ever.

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Offical

what everyone claims there tree is these days. Offical as in good weed

"Yo I got that offical"

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