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What is maury?
An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.
A: Did you see that girl?!
B: Yeah, she's a Mauri.
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Maury - what is it?
Television show that makes me sad knowing so many kids
have slut moms and unknown daddys :)
You are not the father
- Maury
What does "maury" mean?
A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.
"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
Maury - what does it mean?
Show that consists of generally skanky women looking to test the 20th man they've had sex with, and assure everyone that they are 110% sure that it is INDEED that 20th man who fathered their 4th baby, only to run backstage screaming when it isn't.
Maury: Alright I'm here once again with Barbara, who is back for the 20th time to test who she thinks is the father of her baby!
Barbara: Maury, I am 110% sure that this man Chris is the father of my baby!
Maury: Well the results are in...For 3 month old baby Earl, Chris, you ARE NOT the father...
Woman: WHAT?! WHAT?! AHHHH BOOO HOOOO!! *runs backstage*
Maury - meaning
The favorite child of every family.
Mom, who do you love more? Me or Mauri?
Of course I love Mauri more!
Maury - definition
the only show other than jerry springer that shows that WHITE women are such hoes skanks and sluts they are the most common people on the maury povich show nd seem to be the most common people who have prostituting daughters
Maury:when it comes it to 18yr old thomas domo u r not the father
women:*runs backstage*
man:*cranks dat michael jackson hee hee*
Maury - slang
a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.
Maury is my new favorite show.
Maury
A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
Maury
A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.
"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury
Maury
The most brain-damaging show on the planet.
Paul: I just watched Maury, and now my brain's starting to melt!
Akoua: Ya I know.