Definder - what does the word mean?

What is mite?

The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00.

I was trying to chill at the Double Down in Vegas but I was being totally hassled by a fucking,hideous Meth Mite.

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Mite - what is it?

A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.

Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.

Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.

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What does "mite" mean?

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

Meth mites are not real, go to sleep

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Mite - what does it mean?

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

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Mite - meaning

A Mite is a Small stick figure like enemy in Super Smash Bros. brawl. They punch, dropkick, punch, and best of all dance. Mite can also be used as an insult, making fun of someone would prove most effective.

Your such a Mite.
Quit Miting around.
Go mite off somewhere else, freak.

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Mite - definition

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

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Mite - slang

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

hey gurl...you are mighty MiTee mighty!

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Mite

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

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Mite

Typically a playful, derogatory term to indicate insignificance on the part of the target.

Derived from the term for minute parasitic arachnids that infest plants and animals and sometimes spread disease.

"Ya cheeky wee mite ya"

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Mite

British cognate for "mate"

The youngest of ten and a delicate mite (Cream - Mother's Lament)

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