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What is jockey?

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.

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Jockey - what is it?

verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.

Jeff went jockeying with Wayne on Brokeback Mountain.

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What does "jockey" mean?

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

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Jockey - what does it mean?

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!

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Jockey - meaning

To ride an object for example a horse

hey look he is jockey on that.

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Jockey - definition

british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".

'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?

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Jockey - slang

Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock

Oi, look at that Jockey!

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Jockey

A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.

Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"

Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."

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Jockey

A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.

Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"

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Jockey

A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry

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