What is Jockey?

A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.

Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"

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Jockey - what is it?

A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry

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What does "Jockey" mean?

hung like a horse but look like the jockey.

"They call me the Jockey!"- ME
"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.
"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me
"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar

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Jockey - what does it mean?

To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbutt the bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.

Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.
Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..

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Jockey - meaning

A racial slur used to define a person with negroid traits i.e. Dark skin, big lips,, nappy hair. It ids mostly used in the presence of negros ao that one will not be thought of as a racist.

Damn man, look at all these jockeys in line at the food stamp office.

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Jockey - definition

Jockey

A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.

Example

Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags

Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.

Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"

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Jockey - slang

A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.

Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob

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Jockey

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.

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Jockey

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

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Jockey

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!

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