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What is matti?
They're the kind of girls that will make your day and can break your heart. You fall hard for a Mattie, and once you do their is no going back. Matties may not seem beautiful to others but when you fall in love with one she's all you'll want to look at. She is beautiful and complex and must be treated with care, hang on to the Matties in your life, they're truly unique and emotion sparking creatures who you'll learn much from and never want to be apart from
"Wow you look dazed" "yeah, I just talked to a Mattie"
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Matti - what is it?
One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.
Damn! He's a real Mattis!
What does "matti" mean?
Mattie is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Matties are fighters AND lovers because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mattie in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Matties are also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Matties are very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!
"Dude, that girl was definitely a Mattie." "NO WAY, hurry.. get her number!!!
Matti - what does it mean?
She is a nice loving caring girl who will love with all her heart she will sometimes get mad but she will always come back and when she feels strongly about something she will not change her mind she is a great friend and she will always make your day brighter.
Mattie is cool.
Matti - meaning
Mattie is a walking goddess.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
“Mattie, you’re perfect.”
“Shut up, no I’m not.”
“I beg to differ.”
Matti - definition
Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
and
A person who Masturbates after seeing Titties.
or
A person who Masturbates after seeing Testicles.
"Wow, that guy is a noob, he's like matti, and matti is a noob"
Matti - slang
they best mother fucker in the world he is sexy and great blonde hair
they look like a matti
Matti
Pronounced: (maa-tee)
A unique word that acts as a lubricant to a conversation, by being an Adjective and verb and noun.
Adjective:
1. To feel ill, or not well.
2. A secondary word for awesome.
3. Tired, pissed off.
4. sexy.
Noun:
1. A friend.
2. A girlfriend or lover.
Verb:
1. Doing in an excellent way.
2. Someone doing unto you in a most terrible way.
3. Defeated or undone.
Adjective:
1. I was mattied after that ride.
2. That car was matti.
3. I'm extremely matti about my boss's comment.
4. She is very matti.
Noun:
1. What's going on Matti?
2. Hey Mattiness, you want to snuggle?
Verb:
1. I was matting it up while playing COD4.
2. He mattied me, and sent me home with my tail between my legs.
3. I mattied those other programmers.
Matti
Sexy beast, always the alpha male of any group he is in and is never afraid of anything.
Wow is that Matti who is coming over! The new alpha male Matti is in town!
Matti
aka Matti Nykänen: A former Finnish ski-jumper who without a doubt is the best ski-jumper in the world. After his active career as an athlete in the 80's he has lived a somewhat reckless life as a performing stage artist, ended up with three divorces so far and made every effort to live his life in total missharmony ending up to tabloids once in a while.
Alcohol being a major originator in his missleaps of life in many cases has resulted him to be almost a legend in Finnish drinking culture. His immature slogans and bad performing/singing skills have made him to be a common joke in his vocational field, but his popularity however is thereby guaranteed.
"Kaikki on allright ainakin minulla. En tiedä, onko muilla" = "everything's allright with me at least, dunno 'bout others"
"Se on ihan fifty-sixty miten käy" = "it's a pretty fifty-sixty how it turns out to be"
"Elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa." = "life is the best time in life"
"Saksa-Itävalta on mun toinen kotimaa" = "Germany-Austria is my second motherland"
And many more...