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What is lapdance?The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops! bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down lapdance - meme giflapdance - videoLapdance - what is it?A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance. The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance. What does "lapdance" mean?Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it. I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando. Lapdance - what does it mean?Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube. Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance. Lapdance - meaningA baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby". Lapdance - definitionA technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room. "When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge. Lapdance - slangWhen you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!! "Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend" LapdanceA seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection. "Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck" Lapdanceto dance on laps. my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one! Lapdancea type of sexual tease involving a woman (usually) dancing provocatively in a man's (usually) lap. natalie: hey you want a lapdance carl? |
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