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What is your cousin?
National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.
your cousin - video
Your cousin - what is it?
October 16th is National Kiss your Cousin Day. You can kiss your cousin without any harm or consequence
Me: Kisses Cousin
Cousin:Why’d you do that!?
Me: It’s National Kiss your Cousin Day!
Cousin: les fuk
What does "your cousin" mean?
August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed
Suck your cousins dick day
Your cousin - what does it mean?
One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.
Quinn: Your mom gay
Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin
*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*
Your cousin - meaning
A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."
Person 2: *Snores*"...."
Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."
Person 2: "Wait what?!?"
Your cousin - definition
1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.
2. Often used as a true statement.
Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...
Your cousin - slang
When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.
Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian
Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
Your cousin
The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.
billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "
billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"
Your cousin
When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.
Joe: Guess who I'm going to prom with?
You: Your cousin?
Your cousin
Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.
cafo cofo
AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.
"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."
"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."