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What is kristofer?Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis. God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store. kristofer - meme gifkristofer - videoKristofer - what is it?A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock What does "kristofer" mean?Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne Fuck itโs a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves. Kristofer - what does it mean?Kristof likes to drink Zubrรณwka wodka. Kristof is waisted on the flour. Kristofer - meaningThat one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance. Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5. Kristofer - definitionA man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock Kristofer - slangKristofer... the greatest man on the planet. Sweet, loving, chivalrous, and incredibly sexy. He is amazing and perfect... Kristofers go best with Megans. Stupid teenage boy: "Hey, you wanna go out with me?" KristoferKristofer, the correct spelling for the often misspelled name, Christopher. Kristofer is highly superior to Christopher in every single way. Kristofer is known for being intelligent, gorgeous, chivalrous, kind, and loving unlike his clearly inferior counterpart, Christopher, who is known for being cruel, smelly, ugly, and most of all, stupid. Kristofer is simply amazing and perfect. Hot Girl: I'm dating a guy named Kristofer. KristoferMost loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you. Omg I love kristofer he is my everything KristoferKristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look |
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