Definder - what does the word mean?

What is kitten killing?

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.

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kitten killing - video


Kitten killing - what is it?

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

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What does "kitten killing" mean?

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

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Kitten killing - what does it mean?

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

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Kitten killing - meaning

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

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Kitten killing - definition

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

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Kitten killing - slang

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

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Kitten killing

An internet slang term for masturbation

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

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Kitten killing

masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::

marcus has never ever killed a kitten

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Kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

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