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What is joust?
A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.
I call shotgun, no joust
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joust - video
Joust - what is it?
Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
What does "joust" mean?
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
Joust - what does it mean?
i will joust you!
Joust - meaning
When you get a boner while riding a bicycle.
Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.
Joust - definition
To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
Joust - slang
1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
Joust
A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.
"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"
Joust
"Man, you just joust that bitch in my bedroom?"
Joust
1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.
2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.