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What is no joust?
A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.
Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip
no joust - video
No joust - what is it?
Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.
"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"
What does "no joust" mean?
Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.
"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"
"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"
No joust - what does it mean?
As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.
I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.
No joust - meaning
The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.
Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
No joust - definition
When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack
No joust - slang
Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
No joust
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis
No joust
no fighting or arguing.
im a stud, no joust.
No joust
A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.
I call shotgun, no joust