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What is Jousting?When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick. Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids! Jousting - meme gifJousting - videoJousting - what is it?To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon. Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon." What does "Jousting" mean?when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice Jousting - what does it mean?A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level. I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half? Jousting - meaningWhen two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm. Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other. Jousting - definitionSex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional. "The wife let me try jousting her last night" Jousting - slangAs your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory. I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick. JoustingThe polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses. Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended. JoustingWhen two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses. Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack JoustingJousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed. Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!" |
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