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What is johnathon?
A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn
Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom
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johnathon - video
Johnathon - what is it?
A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
What does "johnathon" mean?
Despite having his name spelled wrong by his parents, Johnathon is a fukin chad. He is awkward some times and a frickin comedic beast at others. Usually has barely above average grades in school but somehow knows everything at the same time.
Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”
Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”
Johnathon - what does it mean?
The guy with the biggest dick and all the bitches
Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot
Johnathon - meaning
A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.
"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"
Johnathon - definition
Johnathon is an absolute amazing person. Hands down the funniest person to meet. He has an amazing smile, that could light up any room. His personality is so amazing, he puts others before himself, and he's so outgoing. He has such a kind heart. He is extremely handsome, and he has great hair. He is always there when you need him, and he always sticks by your side no matter whats going on. His eyes are beautiful, and he is so caring. He's the greatest boyfriend.
I love Johnathon.
Johnathon - slang
Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name
Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.
Johnathon
'Johnathon' is completely individual, just like the spelling of his name. He's just too awesome for the conventional spelling, in the same way that he's too awesome to fit the conventional idea of normal in his personality and style. He's tall and handsome and a total tank, wears op shop style clothes and makes them look amazing. He plays basketball and listens to bands most people have never heard of. He's confident, energetic, hilarious and heaps of fun, and has possibly the strangest laugh ever. He's the most loving guy ever, and cares so deeply about everyone. He has a way of seeing people that's different to the way others do- he sees past the front to the brokenness underneath, then somehow manages to see beyond that to beauty; beauty the person can't see themself. He makes people feel special and builds them up with encouragement. He's impossible to forget.
'Do you think Johnathon knows how amazing he is?'
Johnathon
Man johnathon is a jerk
Johnathon
1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.
1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.