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What is jewed up?
To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.
A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.
A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
jewed up - video
Jewed up - what is it?
To totally fuck someone else up. jewd
Ill jew you up if you don't suck my cock.
What does "jewed up" mean?
Going to a place and making everything gay and retarded.
Isaac went to the mall and was jewing it up.
Jewed up - what does it mean?
The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:
Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?
Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Alright.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!
Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!
(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)
Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.
Example 2:
Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?
Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?
Brianne: What are you talking about?
Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
Jewed up - meaning
My father Jewing it up, and did not buy me the lacrosse stick i wanted.
Jewed up - definition
when a jewish (most of the time girl) starts gossiping like crazy and does not watch the words that come out of the mouth. This girl "jew-ups" because that fact that she is a J.A.P. makes her gossip sound much worse.
Jewish Girl: OMG, she was like being seductive and sticking her boobs in his face and it totally was soooo unattractive...
Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...
Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!
Jewed up - slang
Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.
"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"
Jewed up
If an object, person or thing is called or preserved to be "Jewed Up", It usually means that it is fucked up, destroyed, messed up, or just generally broken or retarded to some degree. Occasionally one may replace the simple "I don't know why it's broken." to "This things fucking jewed up to the max!" In order to illistrate that they have no idea as to why the object is in the current condition.
(Guy 1) Hey man, lets see your robot.
(Guy 2) Fine, there's something wrong with it though.
*robot starts going forward then comes to a complete stop and starts spinning in circles for no perticular reason.*
(Guy 1) AHAHAHA! That things fucking jewed up!
Jewed up
After being unfairly fired from his job, Kevin decided that the best course of action was to jew up and take his employer to court.
Jewed up
To "Jew Up" or to "Jew out of" is the act of stealing or cheating someone out of something they rightfully own using cunning or speed. Origins related to the observation that Jewish people stereotypically rather tight with money.
similar meaning to "Gypsy up" although to "Gypsy up" has particular stress on getting something through use of force instead of cunning.
example 1. (the 'Jew up' of a beverage)
guy 1- *guy has a sip of my drink*
guy 2- "STOP JEWING UP MY COKE!"
example 2. (being 'Jewed out of' money)
guy 1- "I believe you owe me 3 English Pounds sir"
guy 2- "remember that day 4 months ago where bought you a sandwich..?".
guy 1- "yes."
guy 2- "how much did that sandwich cost?"
guy 1- *mumbles and walks away*