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What is lawyer?A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty. Lawyer: "My client cannot commit murder, he is insane!" lawyer - meme giflawyer - videoLawyer - what is it?An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position. A lawyer is like a porn star. They're either going to fuck you or get you off. What does "lawyer" mean?a teenager with severe mental issues " look, it's lawyer! " Lawyer - what does it mean?A person who's authorized to lie My lawyer rocks .. all he does all day is come up with lies ! Lawyer - meaningproffessional bullshit artist. the lawyer lied......? Lawyer - definitionA soon-to-be politician. Lawyer - slangA person who knows about the law, the loopholes in the law, and the Constitution (the Constitution has no loopholes), and will use any and all of the above to get you out of whatever stupid ass mess that your stupid ass got you into. You will love this person, until you pay them, when you will hate them, but at least you will be out of jail, unless you lost. A lawyer typically is an unhappy looking nerd typing on a blackberry, unless they work for the government, in which case they are harder to pinpoint. Marc: Look at that lawyer, he scares me shitless with his knowledge of the law and the Constitution LawyerA zealous advocate acting as an agent for a client. The duty to the client is a fiduciary duty, the highest duty the law can impose. As a result of this duty a lawyer is required to obtain extensive knowledge of the law along with a high level of legal research and analysis skills. Another result of the fiduciary duty is that the attorney must act in the client's best interest regardless of personal interests or moral objections. The lawyer must use any tool given by the law to ensure the most attractive outcome for the client, including technicalities and vague language. Lawyers are often criticized for the duties they are bound to uphold. Lawyers are also criticized for following poorly written laws that they are bound to follow, created by the legislative branch of government, which represents the people. LawyerA student in the laws of a sovereign body. To become a lawyer one must study the basics of the law for a specified period than pass a difficult proficiency examination. To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the LawyerA white guy you pay to convince the judge/jury that you didn't do it. TYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga. |
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