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What is jersey girl?
a spoiled bitch who whines about anything not in their favor because they are spoiled bitches who got everything handed to them as children
that bitch will not stop whining because she is a jersey girl
jersey girl - video
Jersey girl - what is it?
Pyscho Drama Queen. These are the queen pyshco bitches of the country. They pray on the innocent and prefer guidos and wiggers and crappy hip hop. Thier big hair hides thier lack of common sense and where the scar was from the labotomy. You can find these nut cases in NYC wanna be hip hop clubs. They also have a superority complex.
Look its a Jersey Girl. Run!
What does "jersey girl" mean?
It means always being there for each other. It means eating junk food for dinner. It means going up and down the elevator 10 million times, even if there are only two floors. It means laughing incessantly and drinking a can (or two) of Red Bull daily. Being a Jersey Girl has nothing to do with knowing how to crack a piece of gum. It has everything to do with the bonds between four best friends that will remain unbroken for life.
"Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you’re in love with a Jersey girl" -The Boss
Jersey girl - what does it mean?
A Chick born and raised in Jersey easily spotted by her over processed (fake) blonde hair, tight acid-washed jeans or butt shorts, press on nails, an oral fixation, and an uneven tan from the shore. She enjoys talking trash while driving with her "girls," eating at the Mall Foodcourt, and anonymous sex with tools. They are often turned off by intellectual pursuits, even though they go to nice colleges their parents pay for.
Jersey Girl 1: "Hey, are you going to the Shore today?"
Jersey Girl 2: "Duh, but i gotta get some more beer, parliament lights, and aquanet."
or:
Teacher: So, how has your first semester been?
Jersey Girl: Alright, I guess. I mean, we're not allowed to drink on campus anymore, which sucks.
Teacher: No, I mean how are your classes?
Jersey Girl: Well, I can't drink, so, um, not good. My parents, like, aren't sure they want to keep paying, but they should just suck it up and pay.
Teacher: Did you write that paper on Nietzche?
Jersey Girl: Who-chi? Was he, like, Asian or something?
Jersey girl - meaning
there is a reason why jersey girls are called the best in the world, and if you don't get it, you're not meant to get it....move on and just know you're are missing out on BEAUTIFUL.
all jersey girls...confident, curvy, sexy, independent, and amazingly beautifully hot.
Jersey girl - definition
a beautiful, confident girl who possesses an indescribable love for her state and a strong hate for guidos. most likely irish or italian and could charm the hell out of you.
"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl"
Jersey girl - slang
A state of mind bred into the minds of any caucasian female of any socio-economic class residing in America's armpit, New Jersey. The attitude combines the airheadedness of a blond, the foul mouth of a Quentin Tarantino movie, the self-centeredness of a mafia don's wife and the pathetic, materialistic shallowness and faux-classiness of Paris Hilton. While this attitude is prolific in this region not all females behave in such a way as the Jersey Girl's attitude, being parasitic in nature, must suck the life of other normal people by means of scorning, tormenting and demeaning in order to boost their own, hidden, low self-esteem, self-loathing and jealousy from not actually being born a Manhattanite.
Subcategories of the Jersey Girl genus are:
1) Italian: Guidette
2) Jewish: JAP
3) Anglo: White Trash
Jersey Girl's aren't trashy. Trash, at least, gets picked up.
Tara Reid is a classic Jersey Girl
Jersey girl
jersey girls are like no other, I was born and raised in jersey and I am proud to say that I'm a jersey girl. We're loud, crazy, we curse a lot (fuck is extensively used in the jersey girl vocabulary), we know how to party and can out drink any non jersey girl, we can be the sweetest people you'll ever meet but if you cross us or our friends we will get bitchy. No we're not all skanks or trash, there are some trashy girls in jersey but skanks are anywhere you go. True jersey girls are beautiful, classy, intelligent, and don't take shit from anyone. Guys love us and other girls want to be like us, that's why everybody loves a jersey girl.
"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl."
"everyone's jealous of those jersey girls"
Jersey girl
A girl with a certain tacky yet awesome sense of style, who loves beer and smoking cigarettes. Listens to Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein. Loves to go "down the shore". To pass the time hangs out with her friends at the mall and drives around at night. Has a big loving heart but don't cross her because she can tell you the hell off and never takes shit from anyone.
Go to the Wildwood or Seaside Heights boardwalks and you will find lots of Jersey girls ready to have fun.
Jersey girl
“She's humble, but ambitious. She's independent, but family-oriented. She likes pizza, beer and lots of mascara, but don't think for a second that she's not sophisticated.
She's the Jersey Girl, and she's one of the Garden State's most enduring icons- a readily identifiable personality, as much a part of America's cultural landscape as that other great Jerseyan, Frank Sinatra.
So who is a Jersey Girl? There's a chance you're one- but residency isn't all it takes. The Girl has a specific character, both in pop culture and in the hearts and minds of Jerseyans.
First there are the surface qualities: A love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. Jersey Girls are about attitude. They're about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair- and enjoying it all.
She's a girl who enjoys the mall, might wear more makeup than the Ivy League would approve of, and gives some thought to her hair. She's got a mouth on her. She says what she means. And she's got a nice, cheerful laugh. She's spunky and witty, and she handles competition very well. She's got that confidence- everyone from New Jersey has that confidence.
A Jersey Girl is crunchy on the outside, and soft in the center. A Jersey Girl has the tenacity and drive of a New Yorker, but with the beauty of warmth and humility that being from Jersey is all about. Don't mistake her toughness as a lack of refinement. Don't misjudge her sometimes “brash” manners as a lack of 'classiness.' At the center of the crunchy sweet exterior, she is tuned in and knows how and what she's working.
A Jersey Girl doesn't have to have a high-powered career, but whatever work she does, she gives it her all- and she takes care of her family at the same time. The overall makeup, if you will, of a true Jersey Girl: hard-working, family-oriented, spirited, one of a kind. And if you're lucky, she's your wife.
Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell.”
- excerpted from The Star-Ledger
you can find plenty of jersey girls on the beaches and boardwalks of the jersey shore during the summer months