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What is jailhouse c-section?
Stitched up tear in one's asshole
""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
jailhouse c-section - video
Jailhouse c-section - what is it?
When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV
Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!
What does "jailhouse c-section" mean?
Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.
Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.
Jailhouse c-section - what does it mean?
Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
Jailhouse c-section - meaning
The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV
When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.
Jailhouse c-section - definition
An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.
The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".
Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s
Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.
Jailhouse c-section - slang
Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.
Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?
Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.
Jailhouse c-section
Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
Jailhouse c-section
n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.
--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!
Jailhouse c-section
When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.
When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.