What is jacksie?

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

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jacksie - meme gif

jacksie - video

Jacksie - what is it?

a short hard punch to the arse

he bent over just after insulting me so I delivered a jacksie punch as a favour

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What does "jacksie" mean?

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

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Jacksie - what does it mean?

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

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Jacksie - meaning

A Jacksie is a person who can manoeuvre their penis down between their legs, curling it around and inserting it into their own anus. Essentially it's the act of fucking yourself

"oh man, did you see Phil put his dick in his own ass the other day?!"

"Yeh, he's such a dirty Jacksie"

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Jacksie - definition

To call someone jacksis, in other words: When someone gets fucked, or something unfortunate happens to them (like falling down the stairs and dislocating their arm), they got called jacksis.