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What is jackhammering?
Jackhammer: prolific male porn star known for his massive schlong and unrelenting thrusting.
Rod: You ever watched a Jackhammer movie? That dude can really lay the pipe. I watched Escape from Van Nuys last night. Tons of hot chicks.
Peter: Yeah, I know that dude. He was in Butt Pirates a few years back.
Rod: Jackhammer was in Butt Pirates? No way.
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Jackhammering - what is it?
The go to manoeuvre of the sexually inexperienced or inept. Popular among teenagers it is characterised by deep fast thrusting with no build up or body contact besides P2V. Made infamous by SATC 'the jackrabbit'.
Girl1: I karate kicked jack out of bed last night.
Girl2: Sex that bad
Girl1: All the guy knows how to do is 10 mins of the jackhammer. I miss orgasms.
What does "jackhammering" mean?
A sex position when you hold a girl upside down and spread her legs to resemble the handles of a jackhammer while doing this you pound your penis in the girls vagina causing her to go up and down like a jackhammer
I did The Jackhammer last night
Jackhammering - what does it mean?
A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.
“He was jackhammering me and it hurt my vagina.”
Jackhammering - meaning
when you do a chick.. or if ur a FAGGOT in the ass really hard and you move to all of these new positions while still in her ass hole and pound in and out really hard and very fast
damn that chick was so fucking tired after just 5 minutes of me jackhammering her
Jackhammering - definition
The act of taking a funny joke or meme and repeatedly making it less and less funny until it gets to the point where it no longer has any comedic value. The term comes from the word "jackhammer" which is a tool commonly used by construction workers to drill into the ground at a rapid pace. Jackhammering usually occurs with mainstream memes and jokes that become less funny when said mainstream starts to put their own twist on it. The joke loses all its luster after that.
"Dude, did you see youtube rewind?"
"Yeah dude, they were jackhammering the Shooting Stars meme! Remember when that used to be funny?"
"Yeah I know dude."
Jackhammering - slang
when you do someones mom wet style with some mayo and a crowbar and you put the juice in their ear
dude i put my jackhammering juice in your moms ear it was fucking awsome
Jackhammering
when you're fisting a girl in the vagina and anus at the same time. (i.e. like you're using a jackhammer)
JB: dude, where we're you last night?
Dani: jackhammering yer mam lol
Dani: i got in there right up to the elbows
Jackhammering
when a man is having sex really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.
he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering Me. it is not fun Having sex with him
Jackhammering
A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.