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What is the jackhammer?
the sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer
Alex jackhammered Jody so hard that she could not walk the next day.
the jackhammer - video
The jackhammer - what is it?
A sexual position similar to Doggystyle, but you lift her legs off the ground. Then you stand, forcing her body to be arranged at a downward angle. It is named for the resemblence of a construction worker pounding away on a jackhammer
Jim: Can we go fr Doggy tonight?
Alicia: Doggy is getting boring, lets mix it up, JACKHAMMER ME!!
Jim: Who's your daddy bitch
What does "the jackhammer" mean?
when a man is having sex really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.
he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering Me. it is not fun Having sex with him
The jackhammer - what does it mean?
Jackhammer: prolific male porn star known for his massive schlong and unrelenting thrusting.
Rod: You ever watched a Jackhammer movie? That dude can really lay the pipe. I watched Escape from Van Nuys last night. Tons of hot chicks.
Peter: Yeah, I know that dude. He was in Butt Pirates a few years back.
Rod: Jackhammer was in Butt Pirates? No way.
The jackhammer - meaning
The go to manoeuvre of the sexually inexperienced or inept. Popular among teenagers it is characterised by deep fast thrusting with no build up or body contact besides P2V. Made infamous by SATC 'the jackrabbit'.
Girl1: I karate kicked jack out of bed last night.
Girl2: Sex that bad
Girl1: All the guy knows how to do is 10 mins of the jackhammer. I miss orgasms.
The jackhammer - definition
A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.
Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.
Sincerely,
Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.
Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out
Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
The jackhammer - slang
A sex position when you hold a girl upside down and spread her legs to resemble the handles of a jackhammer while doing this you pound your penis in the girls vagina causing her to go up and down like a jackhammer
I did The Jackhammer last night
The jackhammer
A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.
“He was jackhammering me and it hurt my vagina.”
The jackhammer
This is the sexual act of a male using quick, hard pumps to penetrate and conquer any orafice.
My girlfriend's mom told me that her butt felt like broken concrete after I gave her the jackhammer.
The jackhammer
when you fist a girls vagina and ass vigorously
billy was having a good time giving the jackhammer to kimmy until her dad walked in.