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What is 5 minutes?
Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
5 minutes - video
5 minutes - what is it?
verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted
Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.
What does "5 minutes" mean?
This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
5 minutes - what does it mean?
Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.
DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT
5 minutes - meaning
When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment
Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room
5 minutes - definition
A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
5 minutes - slang
YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
5 minutes
One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.
Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."
2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
5 minutes
A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.
At 3:10 PM
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!
5 minutes
when you go to the supermarket with your mom and she says to stay in the car because she is just going to be 5 minutes to get a milk carton, but 30 minutes later when you died of heat in the car, she comes back with 7 bags of useless junk.
mom: stay in the car i'm just going to be 5 minutes
daughter/son: are you sure your going to be just 5 minutes?
daughter/son: *dies of heat*
mom: i'm back!