Definder - what does the word mean?

What is implosion?

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

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Implosion - what is it?

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.

He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.

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What does "implosion" mean?

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

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Implosion - what does it mean?

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

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Implosion - meaning

1. When a building has explosives detonated in it and collapses to the ground.
2. When an object crumples in on itself.

That implosion was insane!
The tank car imploded in on itself.

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Implosion - definition

Describes someone who reacts to criticism by becoming quiet and withdrawn. As opposed to explosive, which means that they "explode" into anger.

Usually introverts are implosive and extroverts are explosive, but neither of those are a rule.

Bob: You made a mistake over here.
Bill: (Silence)
Bob: Feeling implosive today, are we?

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Implosion - slang

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.

It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.

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Implosion

When you eat something that explodes your insides.

"yo this nigga's implosation is wack!"

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Implosion

A word used to replace any other word in almost any sentence.

I'll implosion to that!

Dude, did you see the implosion last night?

My God, Jude Law is in some pretty crappy movies.

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Implosion

An explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant to destroy.

The implosion of my bowels caused me great pain; never again will I eat a cherry bomb.

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